VOLE NOT HIT

THIS IS THE STUNNING RETURN FOR COLDPLAY

yeah its on the nme if you wanna buy that. i didnt.

the songs got a nice chord progression, but having got back from the pitchfork atp, and preparing myself for the explosions in the sky one, i dont really feel much like going into it in much depth, or speaking too much about music. but it was awesome. deadly awesome.

things i learned this week :

- throwing up outside a motorway travel tavern and having a whippet called Jessie eat your sick while you are still being sick is not as embarassing as you would think.

- i shall never own a moustache of any suitable caliber.

- massive shorts and enjoying yourself are much more fun than looking neat.

- i have some of the best friends ever made.

this one is for them. all of them.

xxx

KENNY RONAN AN TRAM MICRO DAIRY LINES

HERBS

short and brief this one. not too keen on the actual song. is this gym class guy emo or have i got something wrong ? i mean shit new emo and not old good emo like i like.

yeah, i have kind of got over my bitchiness on this project.jess, when you saw me i think i was in need of food and bed after a days drinking session, so i was being a bit wank. the project shall continue. in the interest of managing expectations, i have a weeks holiday with the folks at the end of july, so i think it may mean that i miss one week and do 2 the next week? we shall see though. we shall see. THE PROJECT SHALL CONTINUE.

p.s have you heard that fergie and nelly song? sounds proper hostile and fergie has her vocals pitch shifted real low like a death metal band during her rap. its the first time that the hits has unnerved me . ever.

love you all.

x

WEARING MY DULUX

HERE YOU ARE.

im a bit less angry this week. partly due to more sleep and jack recording this for me when i couldnt work the computer.

this song is dedicated to the boy jack fabian. i love him.

hes pretty much invested a lot of his effort in helping host and record all this guff. he is boss. i did punch him in the shin pretty hard tho.

this is the 26th cover of the year, which means we are half way through, and have only another 26 until i do something else. im not carry on .

could i have views on my impression of alex turner in the last 30 seconds of this song?

p.s i think this song is ace. the 7 minute extended versions much better, and the radio edit is too brief.

x

4 MINTS

Yeah. this has timbaland and justin and madonna on it. but grow up. its not that boss. lacked a lot of motivation this month so fucked about with some tremelos and amps with the gameboy, and some vocal effects. anyone still read this?

BRASS

CRIME FOR YOU

this bronski beat meets panda bear meets kompakt cover comes your way via an inability to listen to the song all the way through. immediately after seeing the fact it was on hard2beat i thought it was going to be wank. i am quite conscious of the fact however that im slipping into a house style of making each song sound the same , or my way of it sounding, much as stock aitken or waterman or a lot of the italo disco stuff on ZYX in the 80's sounded. exactly the fucking same. i suppose i am just using a gameboy, so i have an excuse tho.

oh. if you are interested in what i look like im on this video singing leona lewis:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRtM8nZgO54

although i now dont have glasses and paid money for a real person to cut my hair and make up lies to try to impress me ( example: yeah me and my m8s went to latvia on a stag weekend. i warned the lads not too, but one got done out of 10 grand on his credit card in a strip club) BULLSHITS MATES.

i would have been more impressed if he just told me he couldnt handle his booze and ended up going home early every night.

here is the covers. sjkaldf

I LIKE THIS SONG

I ALSO LIKE (SRSLY)

LEN

BLINK 182

AMERICAN PIE

AND ALSO I LOVE SWS

LOVE FROM

GINGER FROM THE WILDHEARTS

X

I WANT TO MAKE CLUBS IN THE CLUBS

Dear Usher and Mr.Jeezy,

i am writing to you to pose several questions to you upon listening to your song once. the first being:

1. are you aware that the hoover synth sound that you used on this song is probably my least favourite keyboard line of all time?

2. do you not find it innappropriate to refer to ones self as daddy during sexual intercourse? on further reflection i find it to be one of the most innapropriate things i could say during said act.

finally i wish to congratulate you on your desire to make relations in nightclubs. of course, as with most young people, i enjoy frequenting places of this nature regularly with the main aim of achieving said act. but to actually want to do so in the very location where you go to have the oppurtunity to perform sexual acts at a later date! oh sir usher, i doff my cap to thee. heaven knows i have a hard enough job completing this act in a safe, warm enviroment away from the stressors of spilt pints of watered down carling and lukewarm r n b songs such as yours. i am in admiration of you.

your pal,

W.MYLES

warren myles